Vortex-y.

When you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. You didn’t place your hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible.

frightened:

text post rule

  1. no punctuation
  2. if u need punctuation u can use lots of question marks for emphasis???????
  3. mispell words so people know ur blogging in the gthrows of passion
  4. dont spell the as teh though what is this fucking 9gag or some shit
  5. wowowowow u know what’s a great idea cAPS LOKC HALFWAY THROUGH A WORD
  6. there are no rule
  7. be metal 

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madokaakemi:

fuck-kirk:

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit
graceful-headdesk:

the-asian-camel:

did-you-kno:

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OH MY GOD

nashgrieruwu:

dashcon is the physical embodiment of every single negative stereotype about this website, right down to the gullibility

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